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Fanfiction warps the mind 11:36 p.m. It's a damn pain feeling horny when you're a virgin. Especially when you have stupid dreams. Last night I dreamt that Professor Snape from Harry Potter told me that my virginity made me a liability in the war against Voldemort, and he would have to relieve me of it. The really worrying thing is, I know people who would pay to have a dream like that. Fanfiction Snape is actually nothing like J.K. Rowling's Snape anyway. He's sweet, kind, funny, and very good in bed. I don't know why most Snape writers have to write erotica, it's almost infuriating. I'm pretty certain that Snape would be awful in bed. He'd be frigid as hell. In any case, I am still a dream-virgin - he couldn't get an erection. Thank goodness for that. |
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