teacher's rant
7:28 p.m.

Dear Kid in the 2nd Seat, Third Row from the Left,

Shut the hell up. No one likes your smart comments or what you have to say, least of all me.

Why won't you listen when I ask you to do so? Why must you make me dread your class?

I don't get paid enough to babysit you and your obnoxious behavior. Drop out, will you? Or at least transfer to another class because you've already started to fail mine.

See? You've made me write in choppy paragraphs I'm so upset.

Sincerely,

Your Ticked Off, Underpaid, Overworked Teacher

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